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"Ugh. That makes me so mad it makes me want to go to the bathroom!"
-A girl walking furiously with a friend, looking behind her (I really wish I knew what she was talking about)
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I enjoy heavy metal, playing/watching sports (football, the other football, basketball, hockey), and videogames. I'm also Asian but pretty nicely white washed even though I still speak fluent Chinese and know the origins of most of the important holidays.
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Short-Sighted Hate
Frank: I hate how my shoes have no grip.
Matt: I hate how that seagull won't suck my cock.
-On near-term regrets
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