Rent-A-Center Alignment



(Rent-A-Center commercial comes on)
C: Matt do you rent your center?
S: He rents the center of his center. Then he centers his center in the center of his center.
C: ....Whoa.
-Getting to the core issue


Submit your own funny quotes
Represent your school and embarrass yourself or your friends in front of millions of other students.

Read today's college quotes
A new batch of dumb, funny, and amusing college quotes every day.


Back to top