Nick: Man, I hooked up with a fugly chick last night.
Ray: Wait…fugly?
Nick: You know…fucking ugly. But come to think of it she was more coyote ugly.
Ray: Wait…coyote ugly?
Nick: You know like, you wake up the next morning and you wanna chew your own arm off to get away.
Ray: You need to raise the bar a little, bud.
-Ray, clearly unfamiliar with low standards University of Rhode Island