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Kyle (holding new golf balls): Hey, Eddie, look at my balls.
Ed: What are you doing with those, you know Lynnie doesn't let you walk around by yourself with your balls.
-On his whipped friend
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Professor Heathcliff: Chris, your handwriting is the worst I have seen in all my years of teaching.
Chris: Yeah well, in ten years my handwriting will be better, but you'll still be.... well actually you'll probably be dead.
-Chris, to his retiring professor
