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"Bye guys, see you at seven. Don't let the duck be idle. ...Oh come on, don't act like you haven't heard that one before."
-Garrard, creating his own brand of ancient wisdom
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Monkey Substitute
Jefferson: I want a monkey!
Chris: Dude they just make noise and throw feces. You don't need that.
Hugh: You want that, invite me over to your house and give me some tequila.
-During a conversation about pets
