College Quotes
Amanda: That boy was like 17. He's still in high school. How do you know him?
Coury: .....
Amanda: Really? Come on. He's not really cute, he's annoying, and he has to be home for curfew before you've even finished getting ready to go out. Why in hell are you having sex with him?
Coury: He drives a '74 Nova.
Amanda: ....
Coury: He restored it himself!
-Every woman has her price
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my name is molly. i'm a 22 year-old caucasian female. my sister likes to remind me how awkward... and sassy... i am. i tend to fall a lot. and i guess thats it! and....scene.
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Quick Jokes
Life is the Embarrassing Moment
Molly: I have someone coming over for dinner tomorrow night. Please try not to embarrass me.
Molly's Dad: Oh we won't do that. You'll do that yourself.
Molly: What the hell?!
-On the root of the problem
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