Emergency Room Drug Admission

Doctor: So you say you've been having some chronic nausea, migraines and stomach pains?
Random Guy: Yes.
Doctor: Now have you used any drugs within the past year?
Random Guy: Yes.
Doctor: Marijuana?
Random Guy: Yes.
Doctor: Cocaine?
Random Guy: Yes.
Doctor: Methamphetamine?
Random Guy: Yes.
Doctor: Anything else?
Man: ....Yeah.
-Overheard confession in the ER

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