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"I mean, sure I'm okay lookin', but I'm not THAT fucking hot to have even decent girls want to spread their fly traps for me. I'm not goin' out like that...I want to die by a mafia hit or some shit, not AIDS."
-Shane, on contracting STDs
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Austin: So I'm an enabler because I brought a 6-pack to a hockey night for anyone to drink?
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