How to Organize Your Buddy List by J.B. Hour
Just because you have 43,000 buddies on your list doesn't mean you can't apply some sort of order to your stalking behavior.

6 Things You Need in Your Dorm Room by Tyler Haggard
Assuming you already have a bed and a desk, here are the next most important things you'll need in your two-person college jail cell.

Roommates You Wish You Could Hate by Paul Frank
Good thing you can't hate what doesn't exist, or your roommate would be in a lot of trouble for things like masturbating to photos of your family.

Idiotic Phone Calls to the University by Nicole Rougeot
Every day is a new adventure in the life of a telephone operator for the university's main phone line. From crazy parents to coddled students.

Guide to Interracial Dating by Xavier Holland
Plan on keeping that Oreo cookie in one piece, or stuffing the burrito with some sour cream? Get ready for some awkward social experiences.

Summer Semester "To-Do" List by J.M. Lucci
The classes are easier and the parties fewer and farther between. Time to take advantage of fewer cock-blockers and hardly any police.

You Must be This Smart to Ride by Jason Smith
Summer means road trips to sweaty and exciting theme parks. Here's how to maintain a sense of dignity and hygiene in a redneck joy farm.

The "Get Intellectual Quick" Scheme by Tom McCormack
Pretend to know about books and stuff, and teachers will give you better grades, and people of the opposite sex might actually sleep with you.

Europe: The Not So Lonely Planet by Stephen Maynard
When backpacking across campus in search of sex, drugs and booze gets old, head overseas to buy more potent versions of all three.

How to Get Rid of Your Roommate by Pat Francart
Even someone as harmless as "The Polite Guy" is still a living body taking up half your space. Time to invoke the dorm room death scowl.

Six Steps to Breakup Salvation by Michael Traeger
Getting over an ex is an uphill battle. To get over the hump, you'll need rebounds, chocolate, alcohol and music. Then it's all downhill to single.

Stupid Questions Only Girls Ask by Dan Opp
Every girl comes armed with a standard set of annoying questions designed to break men down. Don't get caught with your pants down.

Boner vs. Boner by Erik Petersen
It can happen anywhere, anytime, and for just about any reason. From morning wood to Pedro's savior, these are the boners of our lives.

Top 10 College Party Themes by Brian Fadal
The goal: score hookup partners. The swindle: drink heavily and combine with costumes, blacklights, Viagra, and various other skimpy props.

The Golden Hour of Stragglin' by Pete Flies
Last call came and your last resort hookup went, now what? Join the drunken herd in the streets and see if you can catch the skinniest buffalo.

The Hierarchy of Communication by Matt Hulten
Email, IM, Facebook, text messaging... it's amazing we still speak the same language in person. Good thing money talks and pizza delivers.

Guide to Sleeping with Women by Alex Willen
Unfortunately, a typical consequence of sex is that you actually have to sleep with the woman afterwards. Bores and snores are out.

Women: De-Classyfied by J.B. Hour
All those dirty little secrets, tucked away in the bowels of one man,  revealed here for everyone to read. Don't look so nervous, girls.

The Gift St. Valentine Never Gave by Sarah Romeo
Hope you saved your receipt, 'cause chances are the gift you got that special someone isn't sending the right message. (Hint: I love you.)

Hey, It's Your High School Friends! by Alex Willen
Sometime during freshman year you will realize that, even though they threw some "bomb-ass" high school parties, college changed everything.

Gastronomic Dating Tips by Pete Flies
Lean a little bit closer, see, roses really smell like poo-poo-poo. The only bouquet you want her smelling all night is from the wine and liqueur.

The 10 Types of College Relationships by Jake Klocksien
Everyone's in it for a reason, whether it's love, money or Facebook status. And if you're not sure, you're the annoying Indecisive Couple.

Top 10 Rejected Party Themes by Alex Willen
Go ahead, bust out the crystal goblets, there's no risk anyone will show up to these parties to break it. Unless of course you're a party Nazi.

Dick Pic Etiquette by Michelle Herron
So a lady friend has winked at you via webcam and now you've decided to let the beast out of its cage. Better hope it's not too tame.

How to Prevent the Pussy-Whip by Jonathan Marine
For years, men held the upper hand over women. Now, there are men who can't even leave the house without holding their woman's hand.

How to Not Get Laid by J.B. Hour
Sure, sex is nice, but it doesn't quite compare to the liberation that is being a douchebag. Who knows, maybe you pull off both.

Guide to the Airport Hookup by Alex Willen
Parting isn't such sweet sorrow when your relationship is going in different directions anyway. They don't call it a "layover" for nothing.

You Don't Want to Date Me by Dean Flagg
Women beware, I have no time for a relationship or feelings other than the throes of orgasm. Sorry, but you're not cutting the mustard.

So You Want to Be Awesome? by Brian Fadal
Being awesome is easier than you think. Follow these simple rules and you'll have that hat twisted around backwards in no time.

Surviving General Education Courses by Dan Zembrosky
Your brain, your penis, and your liver are all on the brink of failure. Is it some disease or just college? Should have paid attention in bio.

Guy's Guide to "Making Your Move" by Jonathan Marine
Sure, you can play grab-ass on the dance floor or makeout in a dark corner all night, but eventually you'll need this hookup-at-home tutoring.

How to Survive College Without a Helmet by J.B. Hour
The average college student, all too secure in his habitat, will often fall prey to alcohol, balconies, and roving buses without proper guidance.

The No Job Summer by Jake Christie
Making money? Totally overrated. If you're looking for cheap summer alternatives, try boredom, eating napkins, and drinking your own piss!

Meet the Hot New Neighbors in Five Steps by Chris Phelan
Hooking up with hot women is not that hard. First, live next to them, then wait around for a stroke of luck...or the roofies to kick in.

How to Be the Creepy Guy on Campus by Marty Archibald
Congratulations, you're just five steps away from making everyone on campus feel strangely confused and uncomfortable in your presence!

Do NOT Air This Sitcom by Charlie Hatton
Twelve rules for avoiding primetime pilot disaster, in spite of FOX's enthusiasm for your 1970's identical twin mixup drama starring Pepsi.

Cupid's Revenge by Michael Curtiss and Jay Maloney
Somewhere Cupid is sipping chai lattes laughing at the ridiculous conundrums lovers face on Valentine's Day. Especially The Notebook.

How to Spot a Shitty College by Mark Goff
Don't believe the glossy, smiling brochures or the misleading campus tours. Beneath it all is a big pile of shit you will regret ever stepping in.

Cock-Blocking's "Most Wanted" List by Nick Gaudio
The top ten guys who pose a serious threat to your relationship. Some are in your face, others are sly lurkers, but they're all after your girlfriend.

Safe Shitting Guide for School Toilets by Michael Curtiss
Touching the toilet seat at school is like the chocolate kiss of death. Fortunately, new techniques like the Pinch and Pull keep you clean.

I Law the Fought and the Won Law by Nick Gaudio
Dealing with cops wouldn't be so hard if you weren't actually guilty of a crime. That's why there are guides like this for drunken negotiation.

Guide to Essential College Friends by Brendan McGurk
Making friends in college is easy. Making the RIGHT friends is essential to a healthy computer, stockpiles of alcohol, and scoring car rides.

How to Impress Your Ex by Daniel Goodman
No matter who did the breaking up, it's only natural to want to prove to your ex-girlfriend that you've moved on to skinnier and prettier things.

The Art and Science of Bullshit by Michael Sarko
In order to minimize your academic workload and maximize your partying time, you must learn to spot and take advantage of bullshit opportunities.

Greatest Snow Day Activities by Chad Stevenson
When the harshness of winter finally convinces your college to close down, how will you spend the day? Whatever you do, please add alcohol.

College Classroom Etiquette by Matt Richardon
Before you drag yourself to class, take a shower, turn off your cell phone, and remember never to raise your hand. It's just common courtesy.

New Years Resolutions 2005 by JD Boston
What a better year 2005 might be if only you could stop listening to Dashboard and John Mayer and save all your pseudo-whipped friends.

Anatomy of a Drinking Game by Chad Chamley
The heart of a drinking game is it's ability to get everyone drunk while maintaining a decent level of entertainment. Learn the key components.

Down and Dirty Guide to Vegas by Nathan DeGraaf
Sinner's delight, buffet heaven, and smoker's haven. Here's the scoop on everything unique about Vegas down to used syringes and faded celebs.

The Beginner's Guide to Jail by Court Sullivan
Everything you need to know to survive your first time in a minimum-security correctional facility!

Collegiate Guide to Surviving Hurricanes by Nathan DeGraaf
And by surviving hurricanes, we mean ensuring the consumption of cold, non-skunky beer and taking advantage of the opposite sex.

Fun with Cause-Heads by Michael Sarko
Seven surefire ways to thwart and confuse those annoying bandwagon activists for your own comedic amusement.

The Department of Party Science by Kyle Parrigan
MP3 management, liquor mixology, gender ratios? Hey, throwing a good party isn't easy. Now there's a course of study to make you a pro.

Flying the Coop by Mike McGoldrick
Sooner or later you'll be moving out and living on your own. Not the dorms, not your parent's house...ON YOUR OWN. Scary thought?

What I REALLY Learned Freshman Year by Mike McGoldrick
Skip the generic "Things I Learned in College" lists. Here's the wisdom every freshman needs to reduce costly mistakes by at least 50%.

How to Argue With Females by JD Boston
Arguing with girls is meaningless and inane. But you can still win using these handy tips and mind games!

Return of the Mack (Hardcore Remix) by Scott Goodyer
Helpful hints for transforming your unquestionably lame presence with the ladies into a viable weapon of seduction.

The Golden Rules of Manhood by JD Boston
Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "I wouldn't be the man I am today without these rules. You too would be weaker without them."

38 Survival Activities For a Boring Class by JD Boston
Combating boredom during class isn't easy.  Here are some spicy alternative activities you haven't thought of. Trust me.

Are You the Ultimate College Student? by JD Boston
Think you rank with the best of the best? Not so fast cowboy, you have to take this comedy quiz first.

Broke and Disgusted: Last Resort Summer Jobs by Dave Zimmerman
Jobless summers can be beerless summers. Here's a list of some of your more "unconventional" options.

Top 10 Ways to Trick Yourself into Feeling Like You're Making Progress on an 8-Page Paper by Court Sullivan
Does this need any more description?

Non-Reader's Guide to Reading for Pleasure by Court Sullivan
You hate it. I hate it. The American people hate it. There is nothing we hate more than reading for pleasure. Now read this article and like it.

Complete Guide to Trendy IM Laughing by Court Sullivan
A completely revolutionary way to laugh online using physical hand spasms to represent your laughter. LOL is dead, dudes.

How to Email Your Professor by Court Sullivan
An inside look at what professors are really thinking when they read your dumbass emails. (Written by one of my professors, not me.)

How to Deal with Finals & Papers by Court Sullivan
Feeling a little stressed out? Get the ultimate cynical perspective here and things won't seem nearly as bad.

Top 10 Dorm Room Mixed Drink Stirrers by Court Sullivan
Count 'em down...from "highly unlikely" to "quite plausible" to "downright disgusting." You know you've used them all before.