College Quotes
*BEEP BEEP*
Adrienne: What's in the microwave?
Brooke: No idea, I think Lauren's making cheese...
Adrienne: How is she making cheese in the microwave?
Brooke: No idea, prolly because she is fat and weird...
Adrienne: Fucking Lauren.
(5 minutes go by)
Brooke: ...Actually, I think I'm making cheese.
-Microwaving mac 'n cheese on 4/20
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