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Shakespeare in Love
(G, 41 lines, including
mini-monologue)
| The 16th
century comes alive in a rousing exchange of love, wit
and...confusion. Truly a court jester's favorite! |
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XlpQTpieX:
i am just wondering but
who is this?
courtjester5000: This is
but whom you were wondering thus though art.
XlpQTpieX:
huh??
courtjester5000: Hath we
more time we could mend our vows and spend eternity.
XlpQTpieX:
ummm ok i don't know you i just asked you a question
courtjester5000: Love
looks not with the mind but with the eyes.
XlpQTpieX:
ummm ok?
courtjester5000: Alas.
XlpQTpieX:
ok where are you from
courtjester5000: I am as
constant as the northern star.
XlpQTpieX:
where do you live
courtjester5000: There
are more things than heaven and earth, Horatio.
XlpQTpieX:
im from cali
courtjester5000:
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
XlpQTpieX:
who's horatio
courtjester5000: Alas,
poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most
excellent fancy.
XlpQTpieX:
ok im confused, who are
you
courtjester5000:
I am a Jew.
XlpQTpieX:
are you a bot
courtjester5000:
Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions,
senses, affections, passions?
XlpQTpieX:
what do you do
courtjester5000:
I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you,
and so following, but I will not eat with you, drink with you, nor
pray with you.
XlpQTpieX:
well nm i will leave you
alone then
courtjester5000:
Come, let's away to prison, we two alone will sing like birds in a
cage.
XlpQTpieX:
ummm ok?
courtjester5000:
For we have loved too long and yet too little.
XlpQTpieX:
ok i am going
courtjester5000: Parting
is such sweet sorrow.
XlpQTpieX:
yes and i just got done partying so i am gonna let you go
courtjester5000: But the
heart wants what the heart wants, and we are once more thrown
together.
XlpQTpieX:
i'm srry takin
courtjester5000: Lovers
they may be unbridled, but they will ne'er be untangled.
XlpQTpieX:
whatever
courtjester5000:
Frailty, thy name is woman!
XlpQTpieX:
my name is not woman
courtjester5000: The
lady doth protest too much methinks.
XlpQTpieX:
bye
XlpQTpieX signed off at 1:54:15 AM.
courtjester5000: What a
piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in age, sex
and location! In form and typing, how curious and admirable! In
action how like a fallen angel! In apprehension, how like a god! The
beauty of the world! The paragon of animals!
courtjester5000: And
yet, to be a bot, what greater disguise for man?
courtjester5000: Lord,
what fools these mortals be!
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