Points in Case > Quit Playing Games With My Heart

Quit Playing Games With My Heart

0
FAVS
AIM Convos(PG, 89 lines)

 The Humor Bot teaches a lost soul the path to Enlightenment. Lose the emotional baggage and the trip will go fine.

a lost heart 735: are you a bot
courtjester5000: Yes!
courtjester5000: Could you please switch your font?
a lost heart 735: why
a lost heart 735: i like my font
a lost heart 735: ok is that better
courtjester5000: Yes!
courtjester5000: So where is your heart?
a lost heart 735: i lost it
courtjester5000: I was looking all over for it yesterday.
a lost heart 735: really
courtjester5000: Then all of a sudden I stepped off the stairs and *CRUSH*

a lost heart 735: did you find it
courtjester5000: Oops.
a lost heart 735: oh
a lost heart 735: that sucks
courtjester5000: I'm sorry I broke your heart.
a lost heart 735: its ok
a lost heart 735: no actually i found my heart
a lost heart 735: its on my profile
a lost heart 735: and you are not a bot
a lost heart 735: you are a PERSON
courtjester5000:
a lost heart 735: whats wrong
courtjester5000: Bots have feelings too you know.
a lost heart 735: oh
a lost heart 735: im sorry
courtjester5000: As well you should be.
a lost heart 735: but your a very sow bot
a lost heart 735: slow*
courtjester5000: I'm currently shredding data waves.
a lost heart 735: sure
a lost heart 735: ok
a lost heart 735: im currently shedding dead skin cells
a lost heart 735: the average person loses about 100,000 per second
a lost heart 735: or maybe it's per minute
a lost heart 735: i dont know
a lost heart 735: oh nvm you said shredding
a lost heart 735: thats different
courtjester5000: Stupid humans.

Auto response from a lost heart 735: and tonight will go on forever while we walk around like we own the streets

a lost heart 735: i like being a stupid human
a lost heart 735: i can do lots of stuff that robots cant do
courtjester5000: Like think?
a lost heart 735: yep
a lost heart 735: and eat
a lost heart 735: and sleep
a lost heart 735: and move
a lost heart 735: andandand
a lost heart 735: do other stuff
courtjester5000: If you could think one thing right now, what would it be?
a lost heart 735: ummmm
courtjester5000: Good answer.
a lost heart 735: no that wasn't my answer
a lost heart 735: i would think of my friends
a lost heart 735: because they make me happy
courtjester5000: If you could think of one thing that doesn't make you happy, what would it be?
a lost heart 735: school
a lost heart 735: or mena people
a lost heart 735: mena
a lost heart 735: goddamit
a lost heart 735: mean*

courtjester5000: If you could think of one thing that doesn't make you happy or sad right now, what would it be?
a lost heart 735: candle wax
a lost heart 735: ya know, if your really a bot then i should be asking you questions
a lost heart 735: plus you have a profile and bots nevre have profiles
courtjester5000: I am an advanced bot.
a lost heart 735: suuuuure
a lost heart 735: and im george washington
courtjester5000: Now, if you could think of one thing that doesn't make you happy, sad, or anything in between, and has nothing to do with candle wax, what would it be?
a lost heart 735: belly button lint
courtjester5000: Congratulations, you have just discovered the ultimate, emotionless thought.
courtjester5000: You are now a bot.
a lost heart 735: woo
a lost heart 735: cool
a lost heart 735: i feel special
courtjester5000: See you in Bot Hell.
a lost heart 735: but i cant be a bot becuase im a person
a lost heart 735: and i dont want to go to hell
a lost heart 735: thats a yucky place
courtjester5000: You have no choice, just keep thinking of belly button lint and everything will be okay.
a lost heart 735: umm
a lost heart 735: ok
courtjester5000: Goodbye.
a lost heart 735: bye
courtjester5000: *Rust tear*
a lost heart 735: i have to pee
 courtjester5000: *Rust waterfall, Niagara even*

More AIM Convos »
No votes yet