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Pronouns Your Love For Grammar
(PG-13, 59 lines)
| What's love got
to do with he she it? A lot, especially when it comes to you
me. Alas, these types of relationships always end in
fragments. |
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Basil238:
hey
courtjester5000: Hello.
Basil238:
so i hear you are a robot
courtjester5000: You
have excellent hearing!
courtjester5000: Now
let's test your eyes.
Basil238:
ok
courtjester5000: Can
you see me?
Basil238:
if by see, you mean feel on an emotional level then yes, i can see
you
courtjester5000:
Now can you see me?
Basil238:
WHOA SHIT
Basil238:
hold on, let me put on my bifocals
Basil238:
yes i can see ou
Basil238:
you*
courtjester5000: You
are clearly far-sighted.
Basil238:
is this a problem?
courtjester5000: If by
this, you mean you, yes.
Basil238:
is you a problem? wait
courtjester5000:
Careful, I'm tricky!
Basil238:
what do you mean
Basil238:
?
Basil238:
i love you, is that what you want to hear, because there, youve got
it, now take my pride now that youve stolen my soul
courtjester5000: If I
was you, me you would definitely love you me.
Basil238:
well, does you me want to go out sometime with me you
courtjester5000: You me
is concerned that me you may be you.
Basil238:
i mean, you me isnt looking for anything serious, but if me you
happens to put a hand upon you mes leg by all means, you me wont
complain
courtjester5000: I'm
pretty sure you me is now masturbating.
Basil238:
oh my
Basil238:
so, if youre masterbating, what does that make me
courtjester5000: Love
is complicated you me my your friend.
Basil238:
chopped liver?
Basil238:
indeed, as i was once a young man, a bot may not be able to care for
another human being like i did, but my young italian stalion was my
one and only true love
courtjester5000:
Italians make me nervous, can we just talk about love?
Basil238:
im sorry, i just needed to do a bit of reminising i wouldnt expect a
robot to understand
Basil238:
yes, we can
courtjester5000: First
courtjester5000: What's
love got to do with it?
Basil238:
love?
Basil238:
love can lift us up where we belong
Basil238:
all you need is love
courtjester5000: Don't
try to tinaturn this thing around on me.
Basil238:
im sorry, but sometimes, well, i feel as though i might be in love
with you
courtjester5000: Me
you?
Basil238:
me you and you me equally
Basil238:
what other things do robots think about love
courtjester5000: I feel
as though you me areis one.
courtjester5000: I feel
this electronically, through my spell checker.
Basil238:
please, define areis
Basil238:
oh
Basil238:
please, excuse my ignorance
Basil238:
so, if youme and meyou areis one, what does that make us
courtjester5000: We us
thereareis youme hesheit amare proadvadjnoun too.
courtjester5000: Now if
you will excuse me, I have a few things to sort out.
Basil238:
wait
Basil238:
you arent leaving me are you
Basil238:
after what we've been through
courtjester5000: We us
are going nowhere.
Basil238:
fine, screw you bitch, it was only lust
Basil238:
goodbye you whore
courtjester5000: If by
whore, you mean "take advantage of" on a pronoun level then yes, I
am a whore.
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