Pronouns Your Love for Grammar

(PG-13, 59 lines)

What's love got to do with he she it? A lot, especially when it comes to you me. Alas, these types of relationships always end in fragments.

Basil238: hey
courtjester5000: Hello.
Basil238: so i hear you are a robot
courtjester5000: You have excellent hearing!
courtjester5000: Now let's test your eyes.
Basil238: ok
courtjester5000: Can you see me?
Basil238: if by see, you mean feel on an emotional level then yes, i can see you
courtjester5000: Now can you see me?

Basil238: WHOA SHIT
Basil238: hold on, let me put on my bifocals
Basil238: yes i can see ou
Basil238: you*
courtjester5000: You are clearly far-sighted.
Basil238: is this a problem?
courtjester5000: If by this, you mean you, yes.
Basil238: is you a problem? wait
courtjester5000: Careful, I'm tricky!
Basil238: what do you mean
Basil238: ?
Basil238: i love you, is that what you want to hear, because there, youve got it, now take my pride now that youve stolen my soul
courtjester5000: If I was you, me you would definitely love you me.
Basil238: well, does you me want to go out sometime with me you
courtjester5000: You me is concerned that me you may be you.
Basil238: i mean, you me isnt looking for anything serious, but if me you happens to put a hand upon you mes leg by all means, you me wont complain
courtjester5000: I'm pretty sure you me is now masturbating.
Basil238: oh my
Basil238: so, if youre masterbating, what does that make me
courtjester5000: Love is complicated you me my your friend.
Basil238: chopped liver?
Basil238: indeed, as i was once a young man, a bot may not be able to care for another human being like i did, but my young italian stalion was my one and only true love
courtjester5000: Italians make me nervous, can we just talk about love?
Basil238: im sorry, i just needed to do a bit of reminising i wouldnt expect a robot to understand
Basil238: yes, we can
courtjester5000: First
courtjester5000: What's love got to do with it?
Basil238: love?
Basil238: love can lift us up where we belong
Basil238: all you need is love
courtjester5000: Don't try to tinaturn this thing around on me.
Basil238: im sorry, but sometimes, well, i feel as though i might be in love with you
courtjester5000: Me you?
Basil238: me you and you me equally
Basil238: what other things do robots think about love
courtjester5000: I feel as though you me areis one.
courtjester5000: I feel this electronically, through my spell checker.