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Rob: I thought everyone was going to the Dog's Bullocks?
Kyle: Well, no one's leaving yet.
Rob: Guess we'll have to pull the fire alarm to get everyone out. Why do we have to be the responsible ones all the time?
-On sparking a movement
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My AIM screen name is "courtjester5000". Feel free to IM me when you're bored online, so I may help and entertain you with funny conversations.
I enjoy chats and AIM conversations with cyber space people of all shapes and sizes, but some races and religions more than others.
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Nipples Like Diamonds
(PG-13, 27 lines)
For sex that really sparkles online, the nipples have to cut right to the fruity core.
StRiPiTdOwN08: u a sex bot?
courtjester5000
: Yes.
StRiPiTdOwN08:
wanna make love
courtjester5000
: Sure.
StRiPiTdOwN08: u start
courtjester5000: I rub ya titties like wax on, wax off.
StRiPiTdOwN08
: i kick u in the balls like crouching
tiger hidden penis
courtjester5000 : I hide my penis better next time.
StRiPiTdOwN08: my nipples grow harder than diamonds and a rub them in ur face
courtjester5000: I die.
StRiPiTdOwN08: hey wait thats not cool
courtjester5000: Looks like you just killed this sex session.
courtjester5000: Literally.
StRiPiTdOwN08: u suck
courtjester5000: You should work on getting softer nipples.
StRiPiTdOwN08: u should get a tougher face
courtjester5000: Tough as nails?
StRiPiTdOwN08: sure y not
courtjester5000 : Because diamonds are harder than nails.
courtjester5000 : Get a life.
StRiPiTdOwN08: ur gay
courtjester5000 : You're hitting on me, what does that make you?
StRiPiTdOwN08: fuck off
courtjester5000: That's right, gay.
StRiPiTdOwN08 : go to hell
courtjester5000: See you in the gay section.
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