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Nipples Like Diamonds
(PG-13, 27 lines)
 
For sex that really sparkles online, the nipples have to cut right to the fruity core.

StRiPiTdOwN08: u a sex bot?
courtjester5000: Yes.
StRiPiTdOwN08: wanna make love
courtjester5000: Sure.
StRiPiTdOwN08: u start
courtjester5000: I rub ya titties like wax on, wax off.
StRiPiTdOwN08: i kick u in the balls like crouching tiger hidden penis
 

StRiPiTdOwN08: go on..
courtjester5000: I hide my penis better next time.
StRiPiTdOwN08: my nipples grow harder than diamonds and a rub them in ur face
courtjester5000: I die.
StRiPiTdOwN08: hey wait thats not cool
courtjester5000: Looks like you just killed this sex session.
courtjester5000: Literally.
StRiPiTdOwN08: u suck
courtjester5000: You should work on getting softer nipples.
StRiPiTdOwN08: u should get a tougher face
courtjester5000: Tough as nails?
StRiPiTdOwN08: sure y not
courtjester5000: Because diamonds are harder than nails.
courtjester5000: Get a life.
StRiPiTdOwN08: ur gay
courtjester5000: You're hitting on me, what does that make you?
StRiPiTdOwN08: fuck off
courtjester5000: That's right, gay.
StRiPiTdOwN08: go to hell
courtjester5000: See you in the gay section.

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