The Sounds of Cyb-Ear Sex

mlt540: hello
courtjester5000: Good evening.
mlt540: whats up
mlt540: do u do cyber sex
mlt540: b.c i hve a 11 inch cock
mlt540: around
courtjester5000: I have a 10 inch pussy.
courtjester5000: We cannot engage in cyber relations.
mlt540: why not
mlt540: im soooo horny
courtjester5000: Your cock appears to be 1 inch over the riding limit.
mlt540: i ment to say it is 10 inchs
mlt540: can i stick it in now
courtjester5000: I see 11 inches.
mlt540: so wanna fuck
courtjester5000: It looks healthy, but you cannot fit it in.
mlt540: y not
courtjester5000: I have a very wet axe wound that is waiting for a 10 inch hatchet.
courtjester5000: Please allow the next Paul Bunyan through.
mlt540: well i will fuck a hole in ur ear
courtjester5000: Now we're talking.
mlt540: ahhhhh suck my dick
courtjester5000: First fuck my ear.
mlt540: and then bite it off
mlt540: ok ahhhh im fucking ur ear
courtjester5000: Huh?
mlt540: what
courtjester5000: I cannot hear you.
mlt540: that b.c im fucking ur ear
courtjester5000: Please remove your dick from my ear when you would like to talk.
mlt540: ok lol
mlt540: so how old r u
courtjester5000: Go on, plug up the other ear.
mlt540: no how old r u
courtjester5000: They don't call you "Earmuffs" for nothing.
mlt540: ohow old ru u
mlt540: do u have a myspace
courtjester5000: Goodbye.
mlt540: y
courtjester5000: Please, let us continue cyb-ear relations.
mlt540: ok ahh fuck yes

mlt540: fuck yes
mlt540: it feels so fucking good
mlt540: ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mlt540: i just cummed in ur ear
courtjester5000: I appreciate you lubing up my hammer and anvil.
mlt540: ok
courtjester5000: Wow, it certainly did get quiet all of a sudden...
mlt540: how bout u sick my dick
mlt540: please
courtjester5000: Come again?
mlt540: blow my cock
mlt540: please
courtjester5000 : Fine, if you're not going to talk anymore, I'm leaving.
mlt540: suck it
mlt540: bitchh