When your
virtual Johnson is too large for standard intercourse, it's
time to go poking new holes. Earrings not included.
mlt540:
hello courtjester5000:
Good evening. mlt540:
whats up mlt540:
do u do cyber sex mlt540:
b.c i hve a 11 inch cock mlt540:
around courtjester5000:
I have a 10 inch pussy. courtjester5000:
We cannot engage in cyber relations. mlt540:
why not mlt540:
im soooo horny courtjester5000:
Your cock appears to be 1 inch over the riding limit. mlt540:
i ment to say it is 10 inchs mlt540:
can i stick it in now courtjester5000:
I see 11 inches. mlt540:
so wanna fuck courtjester5000:
It looks healthy, but you cannot fit it in. mlt540:
y not courtjester5000:
I have a very wet axe wound that is waiting for a 10 inch hatchet. courtjester5000:
Please allow the next Paul Bunyan through. mlt540:
well i will fuck a hole in ur ear courtjester5000:
Now we're talking. mlt540:
ahhhhh suck my dick courtjester5000:
First fuck my ear. mlt540:
and then bite it off mlt540:
ok ahhhh im fucking ur ear courtjester5000:
Huh? mlt540:
what courtjester5000:
I cannot hear you. mlt540:
that b.c im fucking ur ear courtjester5000:
Please remove your dick from my ear when you would like to talk. mlt540:
ok lol mlt540:
so how old r u courtjester5000:
Go on, plug up the other ear. mlt540:
no how old r u courtjester5000:
They don't call you "Earmuffs" for nothing. mlt540:
ohow old ru u mlt540:
do u have a myspace courtjester5000:
Goodbye. mlt540:
y courtjester5000:
Please, let us continue cyb-ear relations. mlt540:
ok ahh fuck yes
mlt540:
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i just cummed in ur ear courtjester5000:
I appreciate you lubing up my hammer and anvil. mlt540:
ok courtjester5000:
Wow, it certainly did get quiet all of a sudden... mlt540:
how bout u sick my dick mlt540:
please courtjester5000:
Come again? mlt540:
blow my cock mlt540:
please courtjester5000:
Fine, if you're not going to talk anymore, I'm leaving. mlt540:
suck it mlt540:
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