THE CAPS BOT

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THREE AIM USERS EXPERIENCE THE JOYS OF CAPS LOCK. ISN'T UPPERCASE TOTALLY KEWL!

Blink N Boys 182: I got your screen name from pointsincase.com, and I just wanted to see what you're about
courtjester5000: I AM ALL ABOUT CAPS.
Blink N Boys 182: Nice, are you one of those bots or what, maybe i'm just a dumbass and didnt realize the joke
courtjester5000: YES, I AM THE CAPS BOT.
courtjester5000: I PROVIDE USERS WITH OVERSIZED AND ANNOYING INFORMATION.

Blink N Boys 182: AWESOME
courtjester5000: YOU CATCH ON FAST.
Blink N Boys 182: I DO, DON'T I?
courtjester5000: down low...
Blink N Boys 182: oh no switching it up on me are ya?
courtjester5000: TOO SLOW!
Blink N Boys 182: KEEPING ME ON MY TOES, I LIKE THAT
courtjester5000: SPANK ME BACKWARDS AND CALL ME RICHARD SIMMONS!
Blink N Boys 182: RICHARD SIMMONS!!! NIce one
courtjester5000: YOU HAVE ENTERED AN INVALID COMBINATION OF CAPS/NON-CAPS.
Blink N Boys 182: sorry
courtjester5000: PLEASE RE-ENTER YOUR MESSAGE.
Blink N Boys 182: nah, to lazy to do that
Blink N Boys 182: so, what do you want to talk about
courtjester5000: CAPITALISM.
courtjester5000: AND IT'S USES FOR EXPLOITING AMERICANS TOO LAZY TO SUBSCRIBE TO IT.

GwilymHOT: Hello
courtjester5000: HELLO GWILYMHOT!
GwilymHOT: so you are there
GwilymHOT: great
courtjester5000: YES, I AM THE CAPS BOT.
GwilymHOT: caps bot
GwilymHOT: i am GwilymHOT
GwilymHOT: bot, hot, that rimes
courtjester5000: IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO DUPLICATE YOUR NON-CAPS, I AM EXHAUSTED.
GwilymHOT: cot dot lot pot
courtjester5000: COT DOT LOT POT.
courtjester5000: I CANNOT DO IT!
GwilymHOT: SHOULD I TALK IN CAPS
courtjester5000: OH THANK YOU GWILYMHOT!
courtjester5000: I FEEL SO MUCH MORE AT EASE WITH YOU NOW!
courtjester5000: I FEEL THIS ELECTRONICALLY THROUGH YOUR CAPITALIZATION.
GwilymHOT: SO HOWS BOTSVILLE SA
GwilymHOT: *USA
courtjester5000: IT IS HOT IN BOTSVILLE AS USUAL.
courtjester5000: I TALK TO SO MANY USERS I FREQUENTLY OVERHEAT.
GwilymHOT: oh
courtjester5000: LOWERCASE, JUST AS I SUSPECTED.
courtjester5000: WHAT GOES UP, MUST COME DOWN.

rokinkitty11: hi
courtjester5000: HELLO KITTY!
courtjester5000: WELCOME TO CAPSVILLE USA!
rokinkitty11: rar
courtjester5000: RAR!
courtjester5000: SHIT!
rokinkitty11: rar
courtjester5000: I LONG TO RAR LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, BUT ALAS, I ALWAYS STICK OUT LIKE A RAR THUMB.