Sex. It's when
two people...well, it's where babies...hmm.... It's about
time we had this little talk.
riot1gurl: hi riot1gurl: do you talk about sex? courtjester5000: Yes. riot1gurl: well? riot1gurl: talk to me riot1gurl: what is sex? courtjester5000: Sex is you and me sitting in a tree. riot1gurl: i dont get it riot1gurl: ????????????????????? courtjester5000: K-I-S-S-I-N-G. riot1gurl: sex is not kissing!!! kissing is kissing, what is
sex????????????????????????????????????/ riot1gurl: can you pleaseeeeeeeeeee tell me what sex
is courtjester5000: Sex is when you kiss a frog. courtjester5000: And it turns into a prince.
riot1gurl: no it is not riot1gurl: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 riot1gurl: tell me riot1gurl: !!11 courtjester5000: How do you know what it ISN'T if you don't know what
it IS? riot1gurl: because i read the book the frog and the
princess and they were not have ing sex , and we
sing the kissing song all the tyme courtjester5000: Do you have reproductive organs? riot1gurl: i dont kn ow courtjester5000: Ouch, this could get ugly. riot1gurl: why? courtjester5000: Are you familiar with the birds and the bees? riot1gurl: yeabirds sing and bees sting courtjester5000: Let's just say, in this case, birds have vaginas and bees
have penises. courtjester5000: Bee stings bird, bird lays egg, baby is born, orgasm
occurs. courtjester5000: That is sex in a nutshell. courtjester5000: Or in this case, an eggshell. riot1gurl: that is odd courtjester5000: That
is just the way God planned it. riot1gurl: oooooooooook courtjester5000: Have you spoken with Jesus lately? riot1gurl: yea everyday i am christian courtjester5000: Kanye West says you can rap about anything, but not
about Jesus. courtjester5000: Do you find his
overt religious overtones overwhelming? riot1gurl: sure riot1gurl: hoos cane wqest riot1gurl: west* courtjester5000:
Let's talk about things you know about that don't contain needless
alliteration. courtjester5000: Name something you are good at. courtjester5000: Besides asking
stupid questions. riot1gurl: singing and piano riot1gurl: and neopets courtjester5000: Ok, first we need to get you some new hobbies. courtjester5000: Like badminton, goth rock, and ringtones. riot1gurl: why? courtjester5000: Are you familiar with
Snake? riot1gurl: who? i like good charlotte? courtjester5000:
Let's not tangle ourselves up in a web of confusion. riot1gurl: he he your funny courtjester5000: Snake is an 8-bit cell phone graphics game. riot1gurl: ohhh i know that game i play it on my cell all
the tyme!!! courtjester5000: Perfect. riot1gurl: are you a robot? courtjester5000: Now, I need you to cease all singing activities and spend
that time playing Snake and improving your skills. courtjester5000: This is the only way you will ever get into college. courtjester5000: Which is already looking bleak at this point. riot1gurl: no that will just make your brai turn in to
tapeoka riot1gurl: brain* riot1gurl: are you a robot? courtjester5000: No, singing will turn your brain into tapioca.
riot1gurl: no courtjester5000: Yes, studies have confirmed this in numerous glee clubs
at high schools all over Chad. courtjester5000: Chad is an underdeveloped, 3rd-world nation in Africa. courtjester5000: When they sing it sounds like
an upper middle-class American
eating tapioca pudding with a spork. riot1gurl: ARE YOU A ROBOT? courtjester5000: What is your favorite African country? riot1gurl: i dont know any afrikan country riot1gurl:
ARE YOU A ROBOT????????????????????????????????? courtjester5000: Who is your favorite African-American? courtjester5000: Avoiding this question could cost you serious PC points. riot1gurl: huh? riot1gurl: ARE YOU A ROBOT???? courtjester5000: Yes. riot1gurl: cool courtjester5000: Who is your favorite African-American? riot1gurl: wilma rudolf riot1gurl: whats it to you? courtjester5000:
I'll provide the attitude around here. courtjester5000: Tell me your favorite inspirational moment in Wilma
Rudolf history? riot1gurl: running courtjester5000: Did she inspire you to become black? riot1gurl: no courtjester5000: So I don't get it... riot1gurl: ...racist courtjester5000: Oh, I see, she inspired you to become a professional
runner. riot1gurl: no courtjester5000: What do you race then? riot1gurl: i dont race courtjester5000: Then how can you call yourself a racist? riot1gurl: i am calling you a raceist courtjester5000: But Wilma Rudolf didn't inspire me to do anything. riot1gurl: i like neopets courtjester5000: I like BET. courtjester5000: Maybe I do have a little Wilma Rudolf in me. riot1gurl: me too but i like neopets better courtjester5000: Would you pick the red pill or the blue pill? riot1gurl: no pill courtjester5000: Don't get pregnant then. courtjester5000: Remember, no glove, no love. riot1gurl: i dont get it courtjester5000: Sex isn't a joke. riot1gurl: i thought that sex was birds and bees courtjester5000: It is. courtjester5000: Just watch out for the wasps in life. courtjester5000: They'll sting you over and over and over. courtjester5000: With no regrets. riot1gurl: what wasps? riot1gurl: YOUR CONFUSING ME riot1gurl: !!! courtjester5000: Bzzzz. riot1gurl: huh? courtjester5000: Bzzzzzz. riot1gurl: huh? courtjester5000: Bzzzzzzzz. riot1gurl: i dont get it' courtjester5000: Bzzzzzz. riot1gurl: huh? courtjester5000: Bzzzzzzoffseriously.
