Ernest Hemingway’s Toyota Summer Sales Event
Ted counts the number of cupholders in a Toyota Sienna. There are 18. This was not the future he had imagined for himself. He thinks of Paris.
Tag: Writing
Maybe This Ransom Note Is Just What I Needed
Until you are told you otherwise, you are only allowed to use cannabis on weekends.
Quick Announcement for Our Communal Table
I’m working on my novel and have come to realize, after I glimpsed my spirited reflection in the window, that I go full Method acting when it comes to crafting my characters.
If Sci-Fi Was Written by People with the Same Amount of Scientific Knowledge as Romantasy Writers Have About Sex
Static cracked between the two big sort of metal pole things with a bauble on top, sort of like a butterfly net for lightning I think.
Interview with an Instagram Poet
Have you ever considered capitalization? NO. i mean
GRWM As I Descend Into Madness over My Husband Macbeth’s Murder of the King
Thus my look is doing double duty tonight, I want it to look subtle, yet regicidal– REGAL. Regal is what I did mean.
One Year After Publication, I’m Finally Getting Attention from Scammers
I am not famous, and my publisher is small, so I didn’t expect the likes of Bernie Madoff or Elizabeth Holmes to come calling.
Workshopping Riddles from a Troll’s Riddles Three
Remember, it’s not getting an answer as much as creating an experience—not may they pass, but also should they?
Longest Sentences Produced by a Monkey I Borrowed Money From but Never Paid Back
Money? Money? Money? Excuse me. Money? Money? Money? You. Give. Now. Money. Me.
Je Suis Your Latest Notebook Splurge and You’re Right, Your Inane Writing Doesn’t Deserve to Be In Moi
But let me be clear: your hesitation to place a single mark on any of my acid-free, silk-finish pages is one hundred percent correct.
Scary Stories to Tell Adults in the Dark
A New Ache: Jonah awoke one morning to find his feet had been possessed.
Brainstorming Obstacles the Main Characters in My Rom-Com Must Overcome to Be Together
Dog Allergy: She has a dog and he is allergic to dogs.