Teasing you about when they go on sale and then stealing them from your virtual cart in less than a millisecond is my definition of fun.
Tag: Video Games
Pong can no longer be used to directly hack into the European Central Bank to amend the national debt of Slovenia and Slovakia.
In March, you say goodbye to your family, friends, and old way of life. It’s time to prepare for a rough journey ahead.
Oak is a whitecoat-clad stranger who entices a ten-year-old (you) into his lab under the pretense of keeping you safe.
Sure, I was just a young kid back then, but I don’t really see what else has changed. Is Perfect Dark not badass anymore? Because no one told me.
Level 1 Boss: Twitter user with American flag emoji in profile / Special Attack: Signature Retweet-and-Comment, usually in form of an OANN headline.
I’m smiling so big because I can’t wait to bite into these steaks. Just kidding! I’m a vegetarian but that doesn’t poll well with our target audience.
Restored by Thor: With hammer in hand, Thor renovates older homes in the Pittsburgh area that are a bit out of the ordinary and unconventional.
And I don't want to keep harping on the past, but there were a few times when you couldn’t even finish the race. It's embarrassing.
I really can't tell anybody this part but I doubt I will ever feel a pride as strong as when I watched Minion explode in front of Mr. Grimm's bike.
Your Rabbi: The Talmud teaches many things, but it doesn’t teach how to destroy the attack helicopter on the roof of the “Oblask Dam” level.
How did you ask me to watch your gallon jug of water without a second thought or an inkling of remorse?