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At WikiFeet, We Reject Phony AI Toes
The administrators of wikiFeet, a group of men who refer to ourselves as the “Dukes of wikiFeet,” pledge to stomp out any generative little piggies whenever they appear.
Honey, Check Out This Digital Article About How Bad It Is for You to Read on Your Phone
Cats that watch videos of birds are more likely to get feline dementia than cats who go outside and see real birds. It’s true.
Son, It’s Time Your Mother and I Pivoted from Being Your Parents to Being an AI Company
Parenting You has left us with many core competencies that translate perfectly in the AI sphere.
We at Strava See You, Gwen
They gasp at how you ran for an hour and twenty six minutes at 6:14 P.M. on Tuesday. “She didn’t take any breaks?” they exclaim.
What Your AI Jargon Says About You
"Existential Risk": You testified before Congress that this technology could end humanity. You also had a product launch that Thursday and it went great.
Your Puny, Human Brain Is No Match for This CAPTCHA
Let’s call it a reverse Turing Test designed to plumb the depths of human stupidity.
Group Zoom Word Problems
What is the probability that at least one participant is both caffeinated and chatty?
Corporate Layoffs Will Now Be Communicated via Raunchy Chain Texts
Forward to 10 coworkers to lay them off for us, or get 9 years bad luck in your job search. 👋🍑
I’m a Phone and I’m Wasting My Life Staring at This Human
The man drains my battery from the second he wakes up to the second he falls asleep, leaving only a few hours for me to charge overnight.
I’m Stepping Down from My Role of Resharing My Wedding Photos from 2018 on Facebook
It was a tough decision to resign from plugging images looking my most beautiful on the best day of my life, but something I finally felt ready to do.
A Weekend of Enlightenment as Told by Spotify Daylists
2:44 P.M.: Sad girl where is my hubba bubblegrunge corporate bluesy Friday afternoon. Try some: can legitimate men wear muscle tees, what is a pre-nup