We know you're eager to get back to inconsistent monthly visits to your 87-year-old father and checking your watch and sighing the entire time.
I know that our omni-everything boss is obsessed with blood metaphors, but this seems a bit gratuitous.
It consists of wearing a bespoke suit, carrying a pocket watch, looking through binoculars, and having a staunch belief that America peaked in 1948.
It was never my intention to glamorize having lots of sex with beautiful women and I'm sorry if it came across that way.
I wouldn’t know what to do with multi-book deals and movie rights and reprint rights and the avalanche of capital from being on the bestseller list.
If someone had asked me before I found her who Amelia Earhart was, I would have asked “Who?” unsuspiciously.
Concocting a knuckle sandwich is a delicacy in itself, and should be taken with care.
I woke up early. It doesn’t mean I experience the world differently. Coffee sometimes courses through my veins like a horse on EPO.
I’ve got a six-pack and hands that are strong but somehow also soft. Does that seem like someone who needs the vaccine right now?
You know, obviously I figured I’d do it at some point, but it always seemed so far away. It was something for when I was older.
Stranger still, though, is to accept the behavior of John and Maria as that of two characters who do not ultimately have sex.
Gotham's oldest enemy? Health and safety code. How do people keep falling into pits of bubbly wubbly goo?