I hear these liberals saying, "Look, President Trump hasn't done anything—no wall!" Didn't get that when I said "build a wall," it was just a racist metaphor.
For months, when my less-woke family and friends talk about movies, I proudly declare that I've been meaning to see Moonlight and actually want to see it really badly.
Does your new haircut scream stylish or white power? Use this guide to see where you fall on the spectrum from well-meaning hipster to Richard Spencer.
White guys don't seem to understand that, as a black guy, I probably only want to honestly steal your girlfriend about 10% of the time. Keep an open mind, dudes.
Post-Game Press Conference for Game 1 of the Offensive Team Name Basketball Association Championship
The Cleveland Noble Savages defeated the Jackson City Quadroons 116-110 in Game 1 of the OTNBA Championship. Here is the post-game conference transcript.
I'm a halfie: my mother is Cuban and my father is American. I'm not brown, I'm not white… I'm fucking khaki. And it sucks. Here's why.
If you know a white guy who wears sunglasses indoors, excessive jewelry, or straight-brimmed hats, please lecture him immediately.
The legendary E. Mike has returned from faraway lands. He thanks you for filling his inbox, but he can't stay and cuddle. You know how it is.
George Bush might not care about black people, but do black people themselves even care about our nation's issues? Heck maybe!
Immigration is a divided subject, and generalizing an entire race is a border you don't want to cross. Or could one man change your mind?
The N-word, pig's feet, D.L. Hughley, expensive shoes...there's just a lot of stuff that still confuses your average white person.
I have decided to yet again address the issue of black/white race relations, and try to help black and white people get along.