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SPLERT seeks original, unpublished work from poets who grew up in Potomac, Maryland but tell people they are from "Rockville."

Painting the unit is permitted, provided the tenants do so by stepping in jam and scurrying up the walls.

“I know you mean well, Dad,” my sister said. “But these days, it’s considered more polite to say ‘enormous insect’ rather than ‘monstrous vermin’.”

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Marie__LocalHairgirl9: A huge part of my childhood. I skinny dipped in the reactor pool as a teen and since then I’ve had a 60 foot vertical leap.

Do not stay on the toilet for extended periods. By minute three or four you’re risking a nasty bite.

Like our CEO wrote in his “Daily Wake-Up” email, all of our cubicles can be temples of productivity.

I think about the cold draft that likely billows through her hallways at night as I sit in this suffocating summer heat.

If there was ever a year for you to slip through and get this relatively prestigious residency, it would have been this one.

While on the outside I look like I spent a past life as a lava lamp, my insides are as square as an actuary’s lunch box.

"What gives? Let's get fro-yo and drop a piano on him Looney Tunes-style."