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No-Homojito - Muddle the fuck out of some sugar, a mint sprig, and a gay lime. Add light rum as a top and dark rum as a bottom.

“I don’t want to come off as needy so I’ve been sitting on this text for precisely 72 hours since our last hang.”

Zoboomers love to slip in hip cool slang like “fire,” “drip,” and “lit” to help better blend themselves in with the younger generation.

If we should be in the elevator together I'll be looking at my phone the whole time, but that's just because I have so many friends to keep up with.

The invitations should allude to the theme of the evening. You could write your invitations on a spreadsheet from work, or some unpaid medical bills.

We do not want to mar the beauty, purity, and good vibes of the Federation Gala with the ugliness of politics.

Karen is your oldest friend! She’s told you time and time again since college “I always knew Mark wasn’t the guy for you!”, and boy was she right!

Standing on his tiptoes, he craned over their hunched heads, hoping to get a glimpse of the candidates.

QUARTER-BIRTHDAY: We'll kick things off with a low-key brunch nine months in advance of my birthday.

Waking up this morning without a hangover was a total bummer, and I fully regret making a conscious decision to do so.

Creative new ideas like Swine Flu Pig Roast and Cholera Clambake, for the modern parent who distrusts the Big Pharma but loves to spread Good Karma.

Don't ask loudly and rhetorically "See why I divorced her?" of the shoppers gaping at your unholy hissyfit over her congenital tardiness.