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I’m sorry I climbed a utility pole outside during halftime to hang a handmade flag with my team’s logo.

Is there any way to make the heartburn shoot actual flames out of our mouths? That would be a nice party trick.

There are numerous holidays, and some of us will be spending December 25 at a TGI Fridays while their soon to be ex-wife blows the retirement fund.

3 - 5 Years: File a police report against the person who stole your gift. (Two reports allowed per game.)

October 1st, 1926 “Automobiles are fine, but Partybots are the future. I don’t understand why my investors are mad.”

“Sufganiyot” might be a traditional treat, but it’s hard to pronounce, and makes you seem like you’re plotting an overthrow of American jelly donuts.

Burton. Wendy. You can’t do a duet of “Something Stupid” as Jean is lowered into the ground.

Hal's Review: "About 13,000 people died there in the early 1900s, but you could hardly tell!"

Who the heck owns a letter opener anymore? I’ll tell you who: people like me, looking for socially acceptable ways to always have a knife nearby.

At the end of the day, Ford may give a powerful testimony, but that doesn't change the fact that she has two X chromosomes.

Keep in mind: we have a "zero-tolerance policy" on tardiness!

The first person to admit they didn’t read the book taps out and may open the wine. Watching the movie doesn’t count as reading the book.