Help! I’m the Ideas Guy at Work and I’m All Out of Ideas
I was making lemon history while all those other chuds were clogging up the marketplace of ideas with lemonade.
I was making lemon history while all those other chuds were clogging up the marketplace of ideas with lemonade.
What is the point of having a job, really, if I can’t subject everyone I work with to deal with the afternoon odors of the nasty lunches I eat?
If in doubt, release a canary (oh, you should bring a canary) into a ventilation shaft and observe it carefully.
We hope this message finds you and your loved ones healthy and safe. (We hope you have other things going for you, like parents with substantial savings.)
The clients’ voicemails were mistakenly deleted, as the functions of the different button thingies had been forgotten.
Tries to order hummus at every restaurant on the lunch rotation and when told they don’t have it, indignantly asks, “why not?”
I knew the moment Brad's Gucci loafer crossed the threshold of the antique store, that my time had run out.
We’ll utilize sense memory to translate your theater experiences of gossiping, backstabbing, and “stage crushing” into the workplace.
Strategist, Influencer Marketing – What do any of these words mean, and furthermore what do they mean when they’re next to each other?
- There’s a loud chewer in the group. - They look drowsy and could fall asleep at any moment.
Crying Pods: 70% of employees also reported participating in, during this past year, a daily ritual of “crying my pretty little eyes out.”
‘My’ ‘Cousin’ ‘Ben’ ‘Works’ ‘In’ ‘Accounting’ ‘And’ ‘He’ ‘Already’ ‘Flagged’ ‘My’ ‘Application’ Surprising, huh?! Who knew it was that simple?!