Because at VERMO Liquid Ant Baits, we don’t sell insecticide. We sell experiences.
Bear from "Bear in the Big Blue House" Is a Landlord: He has converted his Big Blue House into nine tiny, poorly ventilated studio apartments.
Including "High and Dry (Kazoo Remix)" – 106-minute remix featuring Sting on kazoo, and Thom Yorke explaining that a bat is a mammal, not a bird.
IF I REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT, I GREW UP IN A BIG FAMILY—I HAD 7 OTHER SIBLINGS. I’D GET NOTICED ONLY IF I YELLED REAL LOUDLY.
Last year, I met the lovely Emma outside a Concord tavern. She said she liked my tri-corner hat and asked if anything else of mine is tri-cornered.
A Letter to Mr. Six, the Dancing Six Flags Mascot from the Early 2000s, for Being a Lying, Cheating Son of a Bitch
That man that I saw on the screen—that I had grown up IDOLIZING—was actually just some hack in disguise.
"A Text Message Conversation Between Max and His Best Friend from High School" – This conversation experienced many deaths.
You pity-listened to your friend's new pandemic comedy podcast once so you'd have an answer next time he asked if you "Tuned in with Tim."
After she breaks up with him, appears outside her window in a trench coat. With a boombox blaring the iconic song she lost her virginity to.
All of West Tampa’s aristocrats, from Hulk Hogan to the purveyor of Oxyclean, would cavort around his twirling menagerie of slushie machines.
I mean, it’s the concrete jungle where dreams are made of (the first time I went I was 5 and I don’t really remember it).
Photos of me, at my most intimate, turned into a puzzle for some simple mind’s amusement. My fashion sense became an “inside joke” for the masses.