A Breakup Letter to My Retainer That I Have Not Worn in 241 Days
I'll be honest, I expected to hate you. I thought our relationship would be filled with searing pain, occasional blood, and lots of tears.
I'll be honest, I expected to hate you. I thought our relationship would be filled with searing pain, occasional blood, and lots of tears.
If these walls could talk, they'd talk incessantly about themselves while never asking you any questions about yourself.
Dr. Pacini’s always been good, but now he’s got the best hygienists in the business. They’re a root canal dream team.
The hole for my mouth is pretty much only there for novelty reasons. No matter how hard you push, none of your cups or plates will ever fit.
Our app connects you with those ready to give you quick cash for the short-term use of the mouth you already have.
You feel the urge to wash your dentist’s car after each appointment.
The word was poised to leap out of my mouth. I could feel the word coming loose from whatever papillae it had stepped in.
Ask them if they've tried that pencil trick to help them smile their way out of stress.
The journey begins in 465 of the First Age, before the birth of Tuor, son of Huor, with three methods, given to the lords of the brush.
She usually finds people uninteresting, unless she smells fear. You’re not nervous are you?
I founded the OLA (Ostracoderms Live Again), and we filed an injunction against placoderms for forcing their jaw hinge on us without our permission.
If the Mouth Police catch you they send you to mega jail. It’s like jail but bigger and where my rebel dad is.