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Jordana Lasko

Jordana (She/Her) is an undergraduate student from Ontario, Canada. I'm not sure what she is doing right now but it is probably something very distinguished and very cool.

Comedy Writing

it's retainers! Image by Hondur - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=35232511

A Breakup Letter to My Retainer That I Have Not Worn in 241 Days

I'll be honest, I expected to hate you. I thought our relationship would be filled with searing pain, occasional blood, and lots of tears.

by Jordana Lasko
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February 27, 2026
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