At Bayer, we have a duty to pretend we have a duty to have a positive impact on the world.
2020 was one of the most exciting years in hornet history, as we continued our westward expansion into North America.
It’s a tri-weekly show hosted by me on the Pep Boys Podcast Network. Don’t bother looking that network up, just trust it exists.
My role is basically the same as that of a principal except I don’t know how to run a school and I own 15% of its graduates’ earnings in perpetuity.
Our great nation was built on the backs of people just like me: MBAs who got their jobs through their dad’s business connections.
We’re RACING to clarify: We do NOT only sell white-wall tires. Complementary road-side assistance does NOT include a “cruise to da make-out spot.”
Being is a condition that has been linked to depression, a crippling sense of loss, getting attacked by alligators, and even death.
How did you hear about us? From cousin Annie at Thanksgiving or cousin Tom at Christmas?
Remove your hot tart halves from the toaster. Do not use oven mitts or hand coverings. The tarts will be exceptionally brittle.
If you spilled Narragansett on the flag upon learning the Joker wasn’t from New England or you ripped the flag when you heard Barstool writers were unionizing.
Oreos: So your kids are begging for America's favorite cookie? Lucky for you it couldn't be easier. First, begin by grabbing your titanium dioxide.
You have such nice legs. I’m glad you’re finally wearing something that shows them off. / You didn’t even notice my new slacks. Do you like them?