Things I’d Rather Hear than the Constant Ringing in My Ears
- My nephew crying because I “stole” one of “his” cheese curds that I bought - Scraping claws as a monster that has haunted me since birth moves closer
- My nephew crying because I “stole” one of “his” cheese curds that I bought - Scraping claws as a monster that has haunted me since birth moves closer
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said, “If this is some sort of prank call, it’s not funny. I’m a busy doctor helping patients with real problems.”
I had been changed into the hideous Mister Jekyll. That’s right... I WAS NO LONGER A DOCTOR!!!
I’m sorry you have broader personal or political issues you haven’t resolved, but those have nothing to do with the ways I’ve been killing you guys.
A woman realizes she’s in love with her best friend and vows to stop his wedding by any means necessary.
- That cut is going to get infected - Fuel leak recall from a car I don’t own
★★★ Watched on the toilet. Very meta experience. Would recommend.
People are buying your data. What people? Well, maybe not people in general, but definitely the hideous creature you created.
Admire the local artisanship on display, particularly the humanoid stick figures bound in twine looming overhead in the trees.
MINDLESS EATING MACHINES, TO STRIKE TERROR INTO THE HEARTS OF MEN. FOR MAN IS THE WARMEST PLACE TO HIDE. For $2 more the pizzas come with extra cheese.
Even today, when I see his head, my mind goes wild with possibilities, envisioning all the dirty dishes that I could set down upon it.
Error: Place all scanned items in the bagging area, even the 50-pound bag of dog food. Figure it out. The rules of our game have been made very clear.