Horror Movie Fate or Ways My Italian-American Mother Thinks I Risk Accidental Death, Which Is Lurking Around Every Corner?
- That cut is going to get infected - Fuel leak recall from a car I don’t own
- That cut is going to get infected - Fuel leak recall from a car I don’t own
★★★ Watched on the toilet. Very meta experience. Would recommend.
People are buying your data. What people? Well, maybe not people in general, but definitely the hideous creature you created.
Admire the local artisanship on display, particularly the humanoid stick figures bound in twine looming overhead in the trees.
MINDLESS EATING MACHINES, TO STRIKE TERROR INTO THE HEARTS OF MEN. FOR MAN IS THE WARMEST PLACE TO HIDE. For $2 more the pizzas come with extra cheese.
Even today, when I see his head, my mind goes wild with possibilities, envisioning all the dirty dishes that I could set down upon it.
Error: Place all scanned items in the bagging area, even the 50-pound bag of dog food. Figure it out. The rules of our game have been made very clear.
For free shipping on those meals, send a follow-up text with promo code: YESYOUCANTRACKMYPHONE.
J. M. Coetzee: A boy who may or may not be Jesus battles racist zombies. Jean-Paul Sartre: Lucifer tricks a man into ordering a bad batch of escargots.
If you are offered a chance to suckle at the teat of the eldest Keebler elf, I pray you heed my warning.
Three tricycles, $170.00? What does a man need with three tricycles? I’ve never once seen him exercise!
We’ll start with an easy one here to get this going: A Three-Hour Corporate PowerPoint Presentation with Required Participation.