Imagine my horror as I watched Mario and Luigi stuff their pockets without a moment’s thought for their fellow trick-or-treater.
You’re ashamed to be wearing something from Goodwill while everyone you know is wearing something gifted to them by their rich parents.
I mean, who wouldn’t want to be in charge of spreading a bit of autumnal spirit throughout the organization?
P.U., this clown stunk! Literally, he smelled like he crawled out of a sewer.
We may be a lab in a haunted castle, but we still have rules.
I Better Not Let My Emotions Get in the Way While Transporting This Ruthless Killer That I Have Personal Connections with on Halloween Night
You can provoke me all you want but I'm not going to do anything irrational. Except remove your handcuffs in a parking lot.
Reese's Cups: “Another groveling rube clamoring for accolades simply for having done exactly what is required."
You won't find a better price on a Halloween costume than this non-trademarked and fair use character!
This study will ask the big questions like: Are there mice and if so, are they dressed as tiny little country bumpkins?
At This Year’s Fall Harvest Festival, We Have Replaced the Corn Maze with You Getting Lost in Your Phone
We've accepted the fact that the Corn Maze could no longer compete with technology's draw to hook you to the point that you lose all sense of time.
It absolutely snuck up on me, even though I’m 32 years old and have lived in the tri-state area my entire life.
"This is gonna be huge," I whispered to myself, flattening the various cold cuts dangling from my body.