Yelp Reviews of Pennywise the Clown
P.U., this clown stunk! Literally, he smelled like he crawled out of a sewer.
P.U., this clown stunk! Literally, he smelled like he crawled out of a sewer.
We may be a lab in a haunted castle, but we still have rules.
You can provoke me all you want but I'm not going to do anything irrational. Except remove your handcuffs in a parking lot.
Reese's Cups: “Another groveling rube clamoring for accolades simply for having done exactly what is required."
You won't find a better price on a Halloween costume than this non-trademarked and fair use character!
This study will ask the big questions like: Are there mice and if so, are they dressed as tiny little country bumpkins?
We've accepted the fact that the Corn Maze could no longer compete with technology's draw to hook you to the point that you lose all sense of time.
It absolutely snuck up on me, even though I’m 32 years old and have lived in the tri-state area my entire life.
"This is gonna be huge," I whispered to myself, flattening the various cold cuts dangling from my body.
That’s right, the book's value at auction is thirty dollars without the Babadook.
I would also like to offer to pay for the damages to the building from when I ripped a meat hook out of the ceiling and swung it around my head.
What type of web is this supposed to be? Certainly not a classic orb web, or an on-trend funnel web.