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Thanks to the Farm Bill's protections, we can look after our community without having to do the murderous bidding of He Who Walks Behind the Rows.

Your bags are important to you, but they're unpaying dead cargo to us and we are proud to be the only airline that has outlawed luggage on our fleet!

Sexy post-apocalyptic film and TV were all the rage in the 2010s. Now that the eco-apocalypse is here, make all those fashion preparations pay off.

We're always putting our customers' needs first. And they need more meat. So we’re shoving 20 times the beef into our lasagnas.

Get lost in our “A-maize-ing” corn maze! It’s the same as our previous corn mazes, but you will not be allowed to exit until you register to vote.

In traditional restaurants, you may feel societal pressure to treat your waiters with human decency, but there’s no pressure here.

Steven, traveling solo, wants to post an Instagram of his ravioli. But Germany is 6 hours ahead, so he risks his picture bombing if he posts it now.

I hope that you will find comfort that while you are headed to the great serving bowl in the sky, your work on Earth will not be forgotten.

It is so very, very stuck. Goddamnit, Frank. Goddamnit. You just had to eat the whole thing, didn’t you? You know better than to try shit like this.

Consider adding custom lace and sequins suggestive of gills and scales. Guests will soon forget the piles of rotting fish heaped on the shoreline.

The main responsibility of any dad in a restaurant is to spout off a consistent stream of comedy gold. So many antics!

I wanted to send an official cease and desist but my lawyer melted in 2016 so now I have to speak for myself.