How to Grocery Shop When You’re Too Fucking High
The first thing you will notice is that there are a lot of sober people at grocery stores. Can they tell you’re stoned?
The first thing you will notice is that there are a lot of sober people at grocery stores. Can they tell you’re stoned?
It’s so easy! Even Adam Driver baked a humble pie when he came over my large home today.
Let me wipe off the shaving cream and stow my kit bag where the emergency phone used to be.
Knife and fork pointed emphatically at the waiter’s throat: A not so subtle way to show that you didn’t enjoy the service.
Also, need I remind you, I didn’t try to lasso the waiter with it---I did lasso the waiter with it.
Enjoy hiding your emerging pregnancy bump under cozy oversized sweaters and finding the best OBG/YN for your star sign.
Remove gravy from its place as the creamy binder of the American Thanksgiving and you have nothing more than a gelatinous meat gloop. Pass.
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Hundreds of generations of humans have been sustained on some sort of bread, the same food that I shovel into my mouth with abandon at Olive Garden.
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The atmosphere of Big Terry’s truck was rustic Americana at its finest, from the American Flag seat covers to the Springsteen on the radio.
Just touching base with you on this month’s miracles. As you know, miracles are one of our key performance indicators this quarter.