At Bayer, we have a duty to pretend we have a duty to have a positive impact on the world.
I always dreamed of big things, like covering a knife cut on Mark Bittman’s finger, or a scrape on Usain Bolt’s leg, or being forgotten in Beyonce’s purse.
Pt. Jack Sprat re-check of cholesterol ratio and general lipid panel. Wife, however, doing poorly on Nutrisystem and needs to eat leaner.
Remember questions from children come from bewilderment rather than an impulse to influence those in power to use policy to promote population health.
Your doctor has horrible penmanship, so I'm really just going with my gut feeling here. I know exactly as much about your medication as you do.
While my MCAT scores were not the most competitive, I am a self-directed learner with strong communication skills and also I died for your sins.
It’s Really Really Really Important That We as 10-Year-Old Boys Stand Together and Get the Cooties Vaccine
Let’s band together like the professional basketball players and astronauts we want to be and save the world. Listen up, I got a game plan here.
The possibilities are endless due to your contribution. You could be used to study telepathy, astral projecting, homeopathy, ESP, and many more.
If there’s not enough pollution in the air to do serious damage to your lungs, doctors will suddenly find themselves out of work.
A poorly installed backsplash could actually DECREASE the value of my home, but did Rick Allen hire some “licensed professional” to do his drumming?
The first little pig went to a boardwalk bar, met up with single pigs, and thought masks were for tree-hugging liberals and was a Democratic hoax.
DIRECTIONS: Take 2 tablets directly from bottle, and 3rd that spilled on rug. Take irregularly and at moments of peak stress.