Confusion

Tag: Confusion

While everyone is looking at your waving hand, use your other hand to reach into your pocket for the smoke pellet you keep for situations like this.

We noticed in your period tracking app that you’ve missed two months in a row, so we assume that you’re pregnant.

A clear, beginner-friendly breakdown of how online slots work, what features matter, and how to play thoughtfully without getting overwhelmed.

Embarrassment saving height: Height charts are added five inches when obtaining your driver's license to avoid lying about how tall you are.

Fun with rhyme! Example: Mark. Okay, “Mark” rhymes with “Clark.” So now all you have to do is remember the name Clark.

Our menu? Menu…. Oh, the "menu"! Yes, sorry, didn’t follow what you meant at first. We can’t remember the last time someone actually asked for that.

The “Seat Yourself” sign in a totally empty restaurant, so I stood awkwardly at the host stand for 15 minutes.

A Picture of the Loaf of Bread I Made Six Years Ago: My source of pride.

Did we go to college together? No, I went to Penn State. High school? No, I’m from New York. Middle School? No, I never graduated.

The good news is I’m lying. It’s just good news. The bad news is I’m a compulsive liar so it’s all mostly bad news, unfortunately.

I understand that this neighborhood has changed in recent years, and to some, my frontage looks “ironically shambolic” or “intentionally distressed.”

I would think this would be first-three-date territory, even. Instead, you decided to mention it a decade into our relationship.