When you need a break from the mind-numbing fixation of staring at your phone, Scrabble® is here to help you.
I was hesitant about bringing up my favorite books, the "Horny Pottrom" series, but I had to know the truth.
Sweetest Day is better and not until October 16th, so I'm actually way early in already talking about it.
When I don’t immediately respond to your texts, it’s not because I’m just busy doing other things, it’s because I definitely hate you.
Think something along the lines of “My oven is on!” or “I have a deadline to meet!” hold up your index finger in the air, and abruptly turn around.
I woke up today thinking it was Thursday, but it turns out it might be Tuesday. I’m not really sure because both of them start with a “T.”
My astrology app once said that I was destined for greatness, but I thought that meant a diet tea sponsorship on Instagram or a successful Etsy shop.
We know you opened us with the best of intentions but let’s be honest, if you haven’t read us by now you never will.
When I hear this song, I remember how Krakenfuss kept her grocery store open on Christmas Eve. She was the richest person in town and the meanest.
Umbrella guy controls his own narrative. Whatever secrets lie in wait within his collapsible shield, he’s not telling. His mystique is undeniable.
Q: How can I tell if someone is trying to deceive me? A: Ever since my yoga teacher introduced me to QAnon I realized the importance of credibility.
When I go to work people assume, just because I drive an ice cream truck, that I must really love ice cream, or that I sell ice cream.