"I agree": How humiliating to spill coffee on your crotch. I know, right? I’m going to pretend I don’t see it.
Sarah Layden's humor can be found in The Washington Post, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, The Indianapolis Star, and elsewhere. She is the author of Trip Through Your Wires, a novel, and The Story I Tell Myself About Myself, a chapbook of flash fiction. She teaches writing at Indiana University-Purdue University Indianapolis. Safe for work, depending on workplace.
As great as this gig has been, it’s time to move on. Send me anywhere. Please. I’m your gal.