“I Know, Right?” Translated
"I agree": How humiliating to spill coffee on your crotch. I know, right? I’m going to pretend I don’t see it.
Sarah Layden's humor can be found in The Washington Post, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, and elsewhere. She is the author of Imagine Your Life Like This, a story collection, and Trip Through Your Wires, a novel. She teaches writing at Indiana University Indianapolis. Safe for work, depending on workplace.
"I agree": How humiliating to spill coffee on your crotch. I know, right? I’m going to pretend I don’t see it.
As great as this gig has been, it’s time to move on. Send me anywhere. Please. I’m your gal.