I Don’t Care What the Critics Say, My New Memoir “Look at My Awesome Life” Is Not a Vanity Piece!
It was never my intention to glamorize having lots of sex with beautiful women and I'm sorry if it came across that way.
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The Top Content Now Streaming on Disney Minus
Cars 4: Big Victorian Bicycles, a story about an 1860s bi-pedal speedster who is on a quest to get both of his wheels to be the same size.
I’m the Ghost of Albert Einstein and I’m Worried You Only Think of My Tongue Picture
I’m very worried that you know me for one picture taken on my 72nd birthday more than anything else.
I Am Julia Child’s Wooden Spoon and I Would Rather Die than Live in This Dumpy New Jersey Kitchen
Next to me is some sort of spatula that is red and green and says “Baking Spirits Bright!” It’s July, Richard. I can’t believe this is my life now.
The Ten Steamiest Passages from Guy Fieri’s Upcoming Autobiographical Romance Novel
She was slathered, head to toe, in Russian dressing, and I was ready to eat at Moscow’s most exclusive restaurant: Flavortown.
The Rules I Must Never Break in Order to Keep My Job Wringing the Oil Out of Tom Cruise’s Hair While He Calls Me a Neanderthal
When Mr. Cruise shouts his most favored insult at me, I must be grateful and verbally show him my appreciation with a delighted squeal.
Whatever Happened to That Kid Who Jumped Over the Candlestick?
My parents whisked me into showbiz after the nursery rhyme was published. Birthday candles, campfires, firecrackers... I jumped over it all.
Sufjan Stevens Song or Drug-Free Approach to Pain Management?
Good for your health either way. (This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration or Pitchfork Media.)
I’m a Bob Ross Tree, and I’m Not as Happy as Everyone Thinks
Everyone thinks they know me and my story ever since they saw me standing majestically in the foreground of a snow-covered mountain.
5 Reasons Why Orson Welles’ Passion Project About a Tap Dancing Canary Who Dates a Human Man Failed to Get Made
Welles Insisted On Playing Both the Canary and the Human: Weight fluctuations nearly killed Welles and made the insurance for the project skyrocket.
10 More Things Jolene Took from Me
All of my passwords and the facial ID on my phone. My mother is sick, Jolene, and now I can’t call her. I had to use a LIBRARY to email Mom.
Michael Moore Documentaries of the Future
"Bowling for New Columbine (U.S. Moon Settlement C-97)": A look at how gun manufacturers played a pivotal role in early space colonization.