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Millennials and Gen Z don’t understand how valuable a sense of camaraderie is, or how important mistress time is.

Immediately reschedule the client-by-client reviews; I like him so much I’m gonna throw up.

In order to save space, your cubicle has been converted into two pyramidicles.

On Wednesday he ate through his employee's 401ks, but he was still hungry.

Was the Sun clean, odor-free, safe, and professional in appearance? How satisfied were you with your wait time for the Sun to set?

I'm a haunting and possessions professional with more than 125 years of experience facilitating jump scares, fever dreams, and thumps in the night.

Good. Don’t click the link. Now, a wild badger climbs through the break room window and makes a beeline for your unguarded computer.

Q: I don't seem to be getting any other emails besides the reply-all thread. Can you fix that? A: Great question! Again, sorry, but no.

Our previous policy of zero in-office hawk attacks has been slightly adjusted to a new policy of many hawk attacks.

I myself voraciously advocated for firings to appease investors after guaranteeing that quarterly revenue would increase by “infinity” dollars.

We applaud you for giving us something to do with our hands other than ball them up or masturbate.

Setting up this stand in my backyard all those days ago, I never imagined the places we would go; we are now in the front yard.