I’m a Crash Test Dummy and I Hate My Job
Even when I call shotgun, I’m still belted into the driver’s seat because that’s how badly we’re micro-managed.
Even when I call shotgun, I’m still belted into the driver’s seat because that’s how badly we’re micro-managed.
You didn’t wake up to be mediocre. That’s the job of the deadbeat still sleeping in your bed.
You don't really believe the peeing in bottles thing do you? If that were true, these blankets wouldn't be so soft and comforting.
Time to swallow that unearned pride and make a purchase that would make every single member of your family deeply ashamed.
We’ll start with an easy one here to get this going: A Three-Hour Corporate PowerPoint Presentation with Required Participation.
Do you see the way he struts around in his "chocolate" coat? He thinks he can just show up at anybody’s doorstep and everybody will jump for joy.
Pong can no longer be used to directly hack into the European Central Bank to amend the national debt of Slovenia and Slovakia.
What we see here is not a rainbow cornucopia of fresh fruit, but a hornet’s nest of shriveled blackberries and fungus-ridden apricots.
Was that something you overheard on your Zoom call this week, or from the radio in the kitchen? Hard to tell, but lit regardless.
At Bayer, we have a duty to pretend we have a duty to have a positive impact on the world.
10:00 AM Icebreaker: Hot Potato – Toss the Responsibility of a Stimulus Package Back and Forth Without Letting It Touch the Ground or Help Anyone
I know I told you no animal print this year, but boy am I glad you didn't listen! Again. For the third year in a row.