Marijuana Jokes

Top 10 funny things about marijuana:

  1. You're never quite clear exactly who's selling it: I Don't Sell Pot, I Sell Dreams
  2. The same people who tell you not to smoke it, probably do anyway: The Gentleman and the Pot Lover
  3. Kids who smoke weed and think that makes them Scarface: Say a Prayer for the Youth of America
  4. It inspired the Grateful Dead movement and every story that goes along with it: Grateful for a Dead Fable
  5. It's easy to name 420 things you're thankful for while you're high: Post #420
  6. It's a lot harder finding a dealer after college: Congratulations on College Graduation… You Idiots
  7. Possession and use of one ounce or less of marijuana is permitted during college music labs: The Department of Party Science
  8. Get it good enough and unlike Nine Inch Nails, you'll really be closer to God: A Divine Encounter of the Green Kind
  9. To become a successful drug dealer, you must first become a successful drug purchaser: How to Become a Drug Dealer
  10. The only thing that can get people to quit is school spirit!: School Spirit: My Anti-Drug