God Jokes

Top 10 funny things about God:

  1. His country is Minnesota, why Minnesota?! It's not even a country: Girls Kissing Girls, For God and Country
  2. He impregnated the virgin… the VIRGIN Mary, with his mind. Doesn't that take the fun out of the sport?: Bible, Virgin Mary, Angry God
  3. Thou shall love thy neighbor… and Back in Black: The Rock God Proclaimeth: AC/DC, “Back in Black”
  4. Strangely he doesn't like us shouting his name during sex: An Open Letter from God: Stop Calling My Name During Sex
  5. …But approves of girl on girl action : Girls Kissing Girls, For God and Country
  6. His favorite song isn't “Stairway to Heaven”… it's “Black Dog”: The Rock God Proclaimeth: Led Zeppelin, “Black Dog”
  7. God is a notorious homophobe: God Hates Fags.Com Music Video
  8. On the seventh day, God didn't rest, he got pissed and created the public schooling system: Thank God for Public Schooling!
  9. 807,361 words and the foundation of religion… nothing special: Just a Book
  10. I don't care if there's no greenpeace, after writing this list I'm definitely not going: In Heaven There is No Greenpeace
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