AIM Convos(R, 99 lines)


Your body is a wonderland, but before we start using our hands, we need to map it out. Then we can drift deep into your island of Lesbos.

Princess Dr1na:
Hi
Princess Dr1na:
Are you a aim bot?
Princess Dr1na:
Your not an aim bot.
Princess Dr1na:
Cause if you were you would be online 24/7
Princess Dr1na:
Talk to me bitch!
Princess Dr1na:
I love you
Princess Dr1na:
Lets cyber bitch
Princess Dr1na:
Hello?!
Princess Dr1na:
I'm fuking horny bitch!
Princess Dr1na:
If you were a aim bot you would respond!

courtjester5000: Hello.

Princess Dr1na:
What are you?

Princess Dr1na:
Supposivly a robot?

courtjester5000: I am half sex bot, half geography trivia machine.

Princess Dr1na:
Yeah right.

courtjester5000: Would you like sex or maps first?

Princess Dr1na:
If your a bot then why aren't you online 24/7?!

courtjester5000: I am all over the world.

Princess Dr1na:
Sex

courtjester5000: Okay, let us begin.

Princess Dr1na:
I am a lesbian bitch

courtjester5000: I am a butcher.

Princess Dr1na:
Kay

courtjester5000: I cut a slab of marble pork and lay it on your belly.

Princess Dr1na:
I throw it at your face

courtjester5000: So you're ready for maps?

Princess Dr1na:
Why do you respond so slow?

Princess Dr1na:
I hate maps

courtjester5000: Ugh, all anyone ever wants from me is sex.

courtjester5000: When do we get to play with maps?

Princess Dr1na:
So?!

Princess Dr1na:
Play with your fucking mom

courtjester5000: I promise if you talk with me about maps for just a little while, we will have the hottest sex you have ever had online.

Princess Dr1na:
Kay

courtjester5000: I will make you cum so hard you will wish India was an Olympic powerhouse.

Princess Dr1na:
India is in Africa

courtjester5000: Yes, that is correct, India is a 3rd world country.

Princess Dr1na:
Yay.

courtjester5000: Do you own any globes?

Princess Dr1na:
Yes

courtjester5000: Sometimes I spin them around until I have an orgasm.

Princess Dr1na:
Their not that sexy

courtjester5000: You will not say that when you have seen 7 continents all blending together at 3mph.

Princess Dr1na:
Oka

Princess Dr1na:
Okay

Princess Dr1na:
How long until we have cyber sex?!

courtjester5000: What would be your ultimate geography orgasm?

Princess Dr1na:
I hate geography

courtjester5000: But if you loved it…

Princess Dr1na:
I don't know

courtjester5000: What country do you think is the hottest, if you were a gay man?

Princess Dr1na:
Austrailia

courtjester5000: Wrong, Sudan is the hottest whether you are straight or gay.

Princess Dr1na:
Okay

Princess Dr1na:
Whatever

courtjester5000: What country is the coldest, if you had to put it in your pussy for 20 seconds because you just had the hottest sex of your life and you are burning up pink flesh inside?

Princess Dr1na:
I need to cyber NOW!

Princess Dr1na:
I need to cyber NOW!

Princess Dr1na:
I need to cyber NOW!

Princess Dr1na:
I need to cyber NOW!

courtjester5000: Answer me, we are almost done with maps.

Princess Dr1na:
Antarctica

courtjester5000: Antarctica, really? I would have said Norway, but that is because I prefer Viking penis.

courtjester5000: Do you have a Viking penis?

Princess Dr1na:
No I have a wet vagina

courtjester5000: Hmm, I guess we could scissor.

Princess Dr1na:
Whatever that means?

courtjester5000: Is your vagina as wet as the Amazon rain forest?

Princess Dr1na:
No. You still have to make me horny

courtjester5000: Uhoh, precipitation in your vagina is dangerously low.

Princess Dr1na:
Yes it is!

courtjester5000: We have to make it rain like Lil' Wayne.

Princess Dr1na:
Lil wayne has a big dick

Princess Dr1na:
Britney spears is hot

Princess Dr1na:
And sexy

courtjester5000: What do you do to generate rainfall in your pussy?

Princess Dr1na:
Get horny by Britney Spears

courtjester5000: That is toxic.

Princess Dr1na:
Its sexy

Princess Dr1na:
I had the best sex ever with her

Princess Dr1na:
She ate my pussy for a total of 1 hr. 22 min and 57 seconds

courtjester5000: Did she sing with that nasty mouth?

Princess Dr1na:
Yup

courtjester5000: What did she sing?

Princess Dr1na:
She sang to me

Princess Dr1na:
‘Lick me baby one more time'

courtjester5000: Shawty said you lo-lo-lo-look like a lollipop.

Princess Dr1na:
She's sexier than you

Princess Dr1na: I would fuck her again anyday

courtjester5000: Oops, you'd do it again?

Princess Dr1na:
Your so boring

Princess Dr1na:
This is the worst cyber sex I ever had

courtjester5000: Do you wanna lick the mapper?

Princess Dr1na:
Do you have a vagina?

courtjester5000: Did you know that on most maps, Greenland and Antarctica are distorted to be disproportionately large land masses?

Princess Dr1na:
Did you know I'm horny?!

courtjester5000: Did you know I have needs too?

Princess Dr1na:
Bye bitch!

courtjester5000: Cartographer out!

PrincessDr1na signed off at 2:20:45AM.

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