>>> Ask Nicole
By staff writer Nicole McKaig
October 29, 2003

I’m sure you’ve seen them: seemingly perfect couples strolling across campus hand-in-hand, basking in shared euphoria. Naturally, you want to experience it for yourself, but can’t afford the necessary narcotics. That’s where I come in.

Dating and hookups can be tricky. There are so many questions. How can I tell if he/she likes me? What if my crush is already seeing someone? How many weeks before it's not hooking up any more? Why hasn't she called me back? How illegal is stalking? Is it possible to build up a tolerance to Mace? As a fellow college student, I understand your concerns… and I’m here to help.

I’m well-versed in all aspects of love, sex, and dating, and am qualified to discuss everything from messy break-ups to alien impregnation. So if
you’ve had difficulty with your love life, send me an email (I’m especially interested if you’ve contracted an exotic STD with amusing symptoms).

I'm looking forward to hearing from you!