Which One of These Does Not Belong?

Tuesday #1

NG: Thanks for meeting with me on such a short notice.

TR: Oh it's no problem. I'm only gonna die in like...thirty-five days. Thanks for writing me down on paper. Immortalizing me. No biggie.

NG: If it makes you feel any better, thirty-five days is a fucking perfect timeline for me.

TR: Perfect? What? Why?

Ali Wisch is a cute girl. Right? I mean, I've never met the bitch in person but look at that picture: cute as a button on a bug's rug. Now, I know what you're thinking and this is not some weird e-verbal gangbang for Ali's self-image. You should've been able to tell from the onset that this isn't me kissing her ass—or at least from the usage of the word, "bitch." (Which I use generally, in any case, when talking about a woman I'll never meet)—this is the truth.

Your favorite Lutheran show hits PIC with special guests Naughty By Nature and Nappy Roots. Enjoy!