I can’t believe Skylar took that picture without me knowing!

God, I look fat! But Hawaii was totally worth it.

Anywho, I’m back home now and hitting the arobics class at least 4 times a week. Our flaming gay instructor Kenneth is amazing at getting us girls back in shape!

And he loves my new face lift.

Even though he’s gay, I would totally fuck Kenneth. You would to after spending many years with the same man. Don't get me wrong, I love Robert. But it’s just not the same. And our sex life has gotten so routine. When we first got married 5 years ago, almost every night he used to go down on me for hours. Now all that son-of-a-bitch asks for is a blowjob and then lights out. I don't mind giving him one once and a while though – After all, he did buy me a beamer.

Was at the Gap today and found these cute little slippers I could totally use.

Note to self: Suck Robert's dick tonight. lol

Well I’m off to go pick up Skylar at soccer practice.

Kisses!

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