Dear Diary,

A human hand is in the box.

Santa wants to keep this under wraps.  He doesn't need people questioning him where he got it. 

Cindy promises she won't tell anyone.  She has been asking for a human hand for a long time!

She's super excited!

She's never eaten a hand before…

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