I just went to check my Yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!1111 mail and noticed that some spam got through into my inbox. While this is not unusual, the thing that was unusual is that these messages did not even try to cover themselves up or get past the spam filter. Blatant spam at its worst:

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Ironically, the link was to a blog for a Baptist church. Coincidence…..???

And what would the rest of the subject have said if it didn't get cut off? “I can never have too much cock inside me, so I can do… anyone that comes my way?” “I can never have too much cock inside me, so I can do… my taxes?”

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MESSAGE:
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These guys' dicks are as big as a kickstand…and just as thin!

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MESSAGE:
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‘Hurts so good'? Yes, I fucking love John Mellencamp! ::click:: Ohhh…..

SUBJECT: Try it out. Hot girls getting
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MESSAGE:
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Well, since you asked so nicely I'll try it out. Give anything a try once, right? Wait…spraying golden love? I hope that literally means love and is not a metaphor for OH GOD THAT'S PISS

SUBJECT: However, I always wished that I was bigger and I was embarrassed of my size when I was in the locker
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Yes, while I was sitting inside of the locker after being locked in there by some jocks, I was always so embarrassed of my penis size.

SUBJECT: With Vpxl I have gained 1.5 inches and appear quite
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MESSAGE: I have a solid 8 inches now
and my girlfriend calls me big boy.

I felt so sorry for the guy when I read that. ‘Big boy.' Whenever my girlfriend calls me that, I beat her….and I don't have a girlfriend.

Also, ‘Vpxl'…sounds awesome. I love pills without vowels in their names.

Also, I really want to look thick when flaccid. Girls are always judging me by what my penis looks like soft. So many missed opportunities…

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Somebody call this guy. Wait…eleven digits? How'd you get eleven digits? Oh, your name is ‘Mrsmariam Aka', that's how.

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